Democracy is the best form of the worst type of government

Perfect solutions of our difficulties are not to be looked for in an imperfect world.

An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means.

When one is in office one has no idea how damnable things can feel to the ordinary rank and file of the public.

When they told me that by the year 2100 women would rule the world, my reply was 'Still?'

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.