I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Men will forgive a man anything except bad prose.
The Times is speechless, and takes three columns to express its speechlessness.
Americans always do the right thing, once they have exhausted all other possibilities.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
It is better to do something than to do nothing while waiting to do everything.