"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

It seems to me that the moment has come when the question of bombing of German cities simply for the sake of increasing the terror, though under other pretexts, should be reviewed...I feel the need for more precise concentration upon military objectives, such as oil and communications behind the immediate battle-zone, rather than on mere acts of terror and wanton destruction, however impressive.

When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.

The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'.

I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion.

We are shaping the world faster than we can change ourselves, and we are applying to the present the habits of the past.

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.