If you put two economists xin a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Lord Keynes, in which case you get three opinions.

A joke is a very serious thing.

I will not pretend that if I had to choose between communism and Nazism I would choose communism.

Good night, then - sleep to gather strength for the morning. For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly on all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

The Navy can lose us the war, but only the Air Force can win it. Therefore our supreme effort must be to gain overwhelming mastery in the Air. The Fighters are our salvation . . . but the Bombers alone provide the means of victory. . . . In no other way at present visible can we hope to overcome the immense military power of Germany.

By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.