If a woman has "It," she doesn't need anything else; but if she doesn't have "It," it doesn't matter what else she has.

Victory was to be bought so dear as to be almost indistinguishable from defeat.

There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction.

Un pesimista ve la dificultad en cada oportunidad; un optimista ve una oportunidad en cada dificultad

And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

Please put the ladybug outside without harming her. (to his butler)

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose