I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia... by the fact that a stronger race, a higher grade race... has come in and taken its place.

If you are going through hell just keep going

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

I let the argument rip healthily between the departments. This is a very good way to finding out the truth.

If I had been an Italian I am sure that I should have been whole-heartedly with you from the start to finish in your triumphant struggle against the bestial appetites and passions of Leninism.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes.