It would be a great reform in politics if perception could be made to spread as easily and as rapidly as foolishness.

Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge. Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words when short are best of all.

I am not a bit afraid of Siegfried Sassoon. That man can think. I am afraid only of people who cannot think.

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!