When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Neville Chamberlain looked at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.

If Hitler invaded Hell, I'd find something nice to say about the Devil himself.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.

A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.

[The politician] is asked to stand, he wants to sit, and he is expected to lie.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.