They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

The day may dawn when fair play, love for one's fellow men, respect for justice and freedom, will enable tormented generations to march forth serene and triumphant from the hideous epoch in which we have to dwell. Meanwhile, never flinch, never weary, never despair.

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

There is no better exercise than to study and devour a picture, and then, without looking at it again, to attempt the next day to reproduce it.

The POSITIVE THINKER sees the INVISIBLE, feels the INTANGIBLE, and achieves the IMPOSSIBLE.

Renown awaits the commander who first restores artillery to its prime importance on the battlefield.