He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

Not to have an adequate air force in the present state of the world is to compromise the foundations of national freedom and independence.

You haven't learned life's lesson very well if you haven't noticed that you can give the tone or colour, or decide the reaction you want of people in advance. It's unbelievable simply. If you want them to take an interest in you, take an interest in them first. If you want to make them nervous, become nervous yourself...It's as simple as that. People will treat you as you treat them. It's no secret. Look about you. You can prove it with the next person you meet.

In war, truth is often the first casualty.

Indomitable in retreat, invincible in advance; insufferable in victory.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.