Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life? Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

Two nations divided by a common language.

Things do not get better by being left alone.

Out of the depths of sorrow and sacrifice will be born again the glory of mankind.

Peace will not be preserved by pious sentiments.

Censure is often useful, praise is often deceitful.