There is a treasure in the heart of every man if you can only find it

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

The pictorial battlefield becomes a sea of mud mercifully veiled by the fog of war.

Un pesimista ve la dificultad en cada oportunidad; un optimista ve una oportunidad en cada dificultad

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.

Mr Churchill, to what do you attribute your success in life? Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down. And never sit down when you can lie down.

Success is the ability to continue to move through total disaster.