How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is a fateful fatalistic apathy.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

You create your own universe as you go along.

The United States is a land of free speech. Nowhere is speech freer - not even here where we sedulously cultivate it even in its most repulsive form.

How often in life must one be content with what one can get!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Rules were made for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by.