How often in life must one be content with what one can get!

I am quite sure, that if we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.

Men often stumble onto the truth but then quickly dust themselves off and hurry away.

Let us set up a standard around which the brave and the loyal can rally.

Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

Success is often nothing more than moving from one failure to another with undiminished enthusiasm.