When we judge or criticize another person, it says nothing about that person; it merely says something about our own need to be critical.

The element of the unexpected and the unforeseeable is what gives some of its relish to life and saves us from falling into the mechanical thralldom of the logicians.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

Decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.

One ought to be just before one is generous

Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant.