Opening amenities are often opening inanities.
If you mean to profit, learn to please.
Democracy means that when there's a knock in the door at 3 am, it's probably the milkman.
One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.
You leave out God, and you substitute the devil.
It is remarkable that Lord Esher should be so much astray...We must conclude that an uncontrollable fondness for fiction forbade him to forsake it for fact. Such constancy is a defect in an historian.