I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself

If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything.

These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.

There is nothing like oratory, it is a skill that can turn a commoner into a king.

One may imagine that a man who blew the trumpet for his living would be glad to play the violin for his amusement.

[My ideal of a good dinner] is to discuss good food, and, after this good food has been discussed, to discuss a good topic - with myself the chief conversationalist.

Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn.