Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

When a nation has allowed itself to fall under a tyrannical regime, it cannot be absolved from the faults due to the guilt of that regime.

Never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter.

[Should Britain fail, then the entire world would] sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister ... by the lights of perverted science.

In Success you deserve it and in defeat, you need it.

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

The Times is speechless, and takes three columns to express its speechlessness.