I love learning, but hate being taught.

It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.

One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.

Fancy living in one of these streets, never seeing anything beautiful, never eating anything savoury, never saying anything clever!

Don't deliver an essay with so many points. No one can absorb it. Just say one thing... Of course, you can say the point in many different ways over and over again with different illustrations.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

I have in my life concentrated more on self-expression than self-denial.