My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes.
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
No sky is heavy if the heart be light
I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.
We must not lose our faculty to dare, particularly in dark days.