Happy are the painters, for they shall not be lonely.

An efficient and a successful administration manifests itself equally in small as in great matters.

One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

I will begin by saying what everybody would like to ignore or forget... we have sustained a total and unmitigated defeat... All is over. Silent, mournful, abandoned, broken, Czechoslovakia recedes into the darkness... We are in the presence of a disaster of the first magnitude which has befallen Great Britain and France. Do not let us blind ourselves to that... Do not suppose that this is the end. This is only the beginning of the reckoning.

They [the Labour Party] are not fit to manage a whelk stall.