When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

There is more blood than paint upon these hands. All those thousands of men killed. We thought it would be a little job, and so it might have been if it had begun in the right way.

Here life itself, life at its best and healthiest, awaits the caprice of the bullet. Let us see the development of the day. All else may stand over, perhaps for ever. Existence is never so sweet as when it is at hazard.

Baldwin often times stumbles over the truth, but he always picks himself up and hurries on as if nothing had happened.

Tidiness is a virtue, symmetry is often a constituent of beauty.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.