If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

Don't be content to be the chip off the old block - be the old block itself.

Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.

I am sorry to have made such a long speech, but I did not have time to write a shorter one.

Go into the sunshine and be happy with what you see.

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.

The United States abd usually be reiled on to do the right thing, but only after they have tried all the other alternatives.