The gift of a common tongue is a priceless inheritance and it may well some day become the foundation of a common citizenship.

It's Never Over 'till it's over! Never Give Up! Never.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

All this contains much that is obviously true, and much that is relevant; unfortunately, what is obviously true is not relevant, and what is relevant is not obviously true.

The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'.

Say what you have to say and the first time you come to a sentence with a grammatical ending - sit down.

Human beings are of two classes: those whose work is work and whose pleasure is pleasure; and those whose work and pleasure are one.