Some of us do so much to make others happy. Sad thing is, some of us dont even know someone that would do the same for us.

Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.

Live longer or die hard is not just a movie title, there is a great lesson hidden in this title.

Life is a wonderful teacher who teaches us every lesson about how to survive in this world.

I got so much money I should start a bank. So much paper right in front of me it's hard to think.

I never got nervous performing my own material.

You get into the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because they are the relationships you're willing to fight for.