I am not in a bad mood. Everyone is just.. annoying.

You don't need too many people to be happy. Just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are.

If another girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN CAN'T BE STOLEN.

Any chick that I handle, I teach ‘em patience. How not to win the award but be glad for your nomination.

I love when a n-gga talk down, I think it's sweet.

Tatted like a Mexican, fresher than a freshman.

Cry as much as you want to, but just make sure when you're finished, you never cry for the same reason again.