I write [music] as a sow piddles.
If people could see into my heart, I should almost feel ashamed - all there is cold, cold as ice.
What's even worse than a flute? - Two flutes!
Believe me, my sole purpose is to make as much money as possible; for after good health it is the best thing to have.
Music is my life and my life is music.
To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave.