My existence went up about 12 levels of intensity.

I know it sounds corny, man, but I like to bring folks joy, and I like to have a good time. I know folks like to be with somebody who's having a good time. You sure as hell don't want to be with somebody who's having a bad day.

I think the acts today get too much money. I really do. They wind up blowing it all anyway. It's silly to give children that much money.

Two thousand years from now they'll still be hearing about Elvis Presley.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

John R. told me you don't work for the radio station. You work for the people out there.

If you do right, everything will come out right.