I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.

I'm one of those actors who is going to come in with 2,500 ideas. You can shoot down 2,499, but one of them you're going to like.

We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid.

I like crying. And now I not only wanna cry and show my crying to other people, I wanna just split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out!

There are a helluva lot more of us who care about our environment in the world than we realize. We're the majority, and we can do something about that

If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they'll cut that forest. If you stop oil drilling here, they'll go drill there.

I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote for him.