When you're winning - you don't need any friends. When you're losing - you don't have any friends anyway.
The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward.
Without winners, there would be no civilization.
A good general always makes you search for his weaknesses.
We do not pull in and fill up. And I'll tell you why we don't. It's because I don't buy one goddamn drop of gas in the state of Michigan. We'll coast and push this goddamn car to the Ohio line before I give this state a nickel of my money.
I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face.