When I look in the mirror in the morning, I want to take a swing at me.

You can never pay back, so you should always try to pay forward.

Nothing that comes easy in this world is worth a damn.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward.

Perfect preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

I may not be able to outsmart too many people, but I can outwork 'em.