When you're winning - you don't need any friends. When you're losing - you don't have any friends anyway.
I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.
Perfect preparation prevents piss-poor performance.
The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward.
A man is always better than he thinks.
Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also made a man of mediocre ability into a pretty good coach.