Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.