I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.

No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.

As an actor you're used to being the focus of attention.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.

I dont think men like a bad girl. Well, I havent had a date in a year so Im obviously doing something wrong. Its not that my standards are too high, I havent even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.