For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.

Once I built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?

Virtue is its own revenge.

A Russian child asked his mother : "does God know we don't believe in Him?"

All the heroes of tomorrow are the heretics of today.

There ought to be a law against necessity.

Music gives 'wings' to words.