The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.

For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.

When the melody touches your heart emotionally and the words hit your brain intellectually, more than likely you'll find you'll have an excellent song to sing.

This we learn from Watergate that almost any creep'll be glad to help the Government overthrow the people.

When the idle poor, Become the idle rich, You'll never know, Just who is who, Or who is which.

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

Follow the fellow who follows a dream.