When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Whatever you do, don't do it.

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

So it shall be written. So it shall be done.

Whatever you do, don't smoke.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.