I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
Whatever you do, don't do it.
Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.
So it shall be written. So it shall be done.
When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.
Whatever you do, don't smoke.