(and Catholics give out forgiveness at about the same rate as politicians give out promises and whores give out)

You don't have favourites among your children, but you do have allies.

Every moment happens twice: inside and outside, and they are two different histories.

Any woman who counts on her face is a fool.

Don't we all know why nerds do what they do? To get money, which leads to popularity, which leads to girls.

Sometimes you get a flash of what you look like to other people.

Our children will be born of our actions. Our accidents will become their destinies. Oh, the actions will remain. It is a simple matter of what you will do when the chips are down, my friend. When the fat lady is singing. When the walls are falling in, and the sky is dark, and the ground is rumbling. In that moment our actions will define us. And it makes no difference whether you are being watched by Allah, Jesus, Buddah, or whether you are not. On cold days a man can see his breath, on a hot day he can't. On both occasions, the man breathes.