Any woman who counts on her face is a fool.
Don't we all know why nerds do what they do? To get money, which leads to popularity, which leads to girls.
Revelation is where all crazy people end up. It's the last stop on the nutso express.
But surely to tell these tall tales and others like them would be to spread the myth, the wicked lie, that the past is always tense and the future, perfect.
The future's another country, man... And I still ain't got a passport.
You don't have favourites among your children, but you do have allies.