In our lives, on average, we will be asleep for a total of 8,477 days. If we're lucky, some of that time will be sleeping next to someone we love.

Let me extend that generosity to myself.

A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the sentence of your life.

Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass

Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.

Life isn't just a sequence of waiting for things to be done.

Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.