The problem with pity parties is very few people come, and those who do don't bring presents.

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port.

Today is the tomorrow you were optimistic about yesterday. What are you doing today to make tomorrow as rewarding as you had hoped today would be?

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.

Your mate doesn't live by bread alone; he or she needs to be 'buttered up' from time to time.

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore

Remember that failure is an event, not a person.