Nothing seems so tragic to one who is old as the death of one who is young, and this alone proves that life is a good thing.

To accuse is so easy that it is infamous to do so where proof is impossible!

Shutting one's eyes is an art, my dear. I suppose there's no use trying to make you see that - but that's the only way one can stay married.

Nothing seems so tragic to one who is old as the death of one who is young, and this alone proves that life is a good thing.

It is much more exquisite to be blown from the tree as a flower than to be shaken down as a shriveled and bitter fruit.

It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love.

Forgetting is the cost of living cheerfully.