Every tub sits on its bottom.

Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.

That is the way with people ... If they do you wrong, they invent a bad name for you, a good name for their acts and then destroy you in the name of virtue.

I belong to no race nor time. I am the eternal feminine with its string of beads.

She stood there until something fell off the shelf inside her. Then she went inside there to see what it was. It was her image of Jody tumbled down and shattered. But looking at it she saw that it never was the flesh and blood figure of her dreams. Just something she had grabbed up to drape her dreams over.

To a haughty belly, kindness is hard to swallow and harder to digest.

I love myself when I am laughing. . . and then again when I am looking mean and impressive.