Tell me, and then again show me, so I can know.

A thing is mighty big when time and distance cannot shrink it.

Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.

Women forget all the things they don't want to remember, and remember everything they don't want to forget.

It is hard to apply oneself to study when there is no money to pay for food and lodging. I almost never explain these things when folks are asking me why I don't do this or that.

I regret all of my books.

I wish I could buy you for what you are really worth and sell you for what you think you're worth. I sure would make money on the deal.