When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.

"I just like to know," said Pooh humbly.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.

When I was One, I had just begun. When I was Two, I was nearly new. When I was Three I was hardly me. When I was Four, I was not much more. When I was Five, I was just alive. But now I am Six, I'm as clever as clever, So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever.

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.