My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

Halfway down the stairs, is a stair, where I sit. There isn't any, other stair, quite like, it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair, where, I always, stop. Halfway up the stairs, isn't up, and isn't down. It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town. And all sorts of funny thoughts, run round my head: It isn't really anywhere! It's somewhere else instead!

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.

We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see

If you were a cloud, and sailed up there, You'd sail on water as blue as air, And you'd see me here in the fields and say: 'Doesn't the sky look green today?