One does not argue about The Wind in the Willows.
What day is it?" It's today," squeaked Piglet. My favorite day," said Pooh.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
What distinguishes Cambridge from Oxford, broadly speaking, is that nobody who has been to Cambridge feels impelled to write about it.