Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

It's so much more friendly with two.

It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.