If a statement is untrue, it is not the more respectable because it has been said in Latin.

Hallo, Eeyore." "Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," said Eeyore gloomily. Before Pooh could say: 'Why Thursdays?' Christopher Robin began to explain the sad story of Eeyore's lost house.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

Turn around, Piglet. Step lightly, Pooh. This silly ol' dance is perfect for two.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.

Piglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Winnie the Pooh: "You don't spell it...you feel it."

Owl,' said Rabbit shortly, 'you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is easy thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it.