A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business.

And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.

I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.